Right????

[Pacific Coast News]

Er...Bieber.

[Youtube]

They sang baby together.....and she had on her Wizard Of Oz dress. Awe.

The pacing is better than the last 3 years of the VMA's.

I'd so watch this, and the fish tank channel.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

Well no, but doesn't it look like it?

[Pacific Coast News]

I like her hair though.

Yep, when she's not dressed in a giant 1700's looking funeral service hat, she surfs...here she is in Mexico:

[Splash News]

Whats "Monster" in Spanish?

Get this guy to sing at your wedding!!!!!!

Katy Perry may have had 5 number 1's, and tied the record with Michael Jackson, but I'm sure she never expected this:)

Yeah...I bought Joe Jonas an Olive Garden gift card:) He in turn left me this signed picture he defaced for me:

[Me]

I did this yesterday, and no one here noticed. After seeing the "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" poster and looking at my own hand, I realized from an evolutionary standpoint, I wasn't far ahead. Something had to be done, the finger fur was getting out of control...getting stuck in my iPhone case when I made calls, the caps of bottled water, turnstiles, and Velcro.

I'm sooo not proud of this, but I actually shaved my fingers:

So you ask, why even share this? Well, there weren't any approved photo agency pics of celebs looking bad to put up this morning, and I just thought this would bring us closer. Thank you.